excerpt from the weekend
> alunamina@aol.comeHere (small moon) wrote in message news:<20010723032541.10806.00000632@ng-fu1.aol.com>...
> > so i go see my hero in dc, great show, great songs, can't wait til the cd is
> > out becuz i know i'm gonna love it. the guy that did layne's parts wasn't even
> > bad, mind you the vocals were rather low on all the mics. God did a million
> > solos in front of me, just like last time woo hoo.
> >
> > so enter the drunk obnoxious bitches who decided to force their way to the
> > front and be rude (all they had to do was say excuse me or do you mind if me
> > and my friend blah blah, i'm always willing to share with jerry fans but if you
> > think yer gonna just push my ass outta the way think again). so yeah my friend
> > drove all the way from fucking south carolina to go to the dc show and i'm
> > trying to make sure she gets a good view and these drunk girls were fucking
> > shit up. so there ended up being a physical confrontation and the only thing
> > that kept me from not beating the shit out of one of them was knowing i'd get
> > kicked out, miss the rest of God's show, and have my friend's camera taken
> > away. but that's not the bad part, the bad part is that Jerry was giving away
> > shit and he gave away a towel or something and he specifically pointed to one
> > of the obnoxious drunk chicks and gave it to her. so now i know to get trashed
> > before a jerry concert and be an asshole in order to be appreciated as a fan.
> > ahem....
>
> So, do you honestly think that Jerry is paying close enough attention
> to know that these girls rudely pushed their way in front of you and
> is rewarding them for their behavior because he's a sick fuck who gets
> his jollies that way?
Yes, i do. how the fuck else would he have seen them? besides, i was
watching his eyes the whole time. he saw us. we were fucking 4½ feet
away. he said something to me as a matter of fact (leave you w/that
mystery.) he knew what the fuck was going on. and if for some totally
odd reason he didn't, his band woulda been updating him - they talk
and smile and shit constantly onstage
and the stupid drunk 12-yr-old had a shirt that said "i want alice in
chains" or some stupid crap HELLO we were there to see Jerry Cantrell.
remember? gee i'm so sorry i don't wear a dryper and thick-rimmed
glasses DORK FUCK
> Geoff Tate, who is eerily observant, told me once that he doesn't
> really see individuals past the third row and really doesn't pay any
> special attention to the front rows as a whole. (Yes Outta Site, I
> had to drop his name again. LOL.)
well we're talking jerry here btw
>
> And, Jerry, well, he's not been traditionally really observant of his
> audience.
according to whom?
>
> I would fill in one of my back in the day stories here but it's really
> just kind of dumb so I won't.
no, no, you really should!!!!!!! we love to hear the god times even
if we weren't there!!!! (i meant "good times" but wtf).
>
>
> > oh and after the show some of us hung around. i just want to shake the man's
> > hand once and tell him i think he's an amazing songwriter. so ya know, at
> > least an hour goes pass and ya know what? the bus started up and they pulled
> > off. jerry stiffed a measely 17 fans. i guess he just didn't have the time.
> > oh well, fuck it right.
> >
>
> It's nice when they stay for autographs but, you know, they get sick &
> tired and need personal time like anyone. I love my customers 8 hours
> a day but at 4:35 I don't want to hear hide nor hair of them.
>
well first of all this has nothing to do with your customers. DUH...but.
17 people? 5 of whom were asleep, 2 of which were banned by the oh-so-spiked and kinda-cute (!) line-maintenance manager and one who busted his cranium and had to be taken away by police for proper band-aid assimilation ------ that would have taken ¼ the time it did to investigate Swarm's U-Haul, sit on my car, and eat 23 pizzas. shit man! he coulda been done w/us all in no time. ok i admit, i might take a little bit
longer, but i'm over 30.... *hehe* and the fact that he fucking waited two hours
until exactly 2:00 am (last call for you teenies) is totally
aggravating. he coulda dropped us in 5 mins and we coulda either
sloshed it up or made it home in time to get some sleep before job
interviews.
> > whatever expect nothing and you won't be disappointed...
> >
> > i'm fucking disappointed.
> >
> > perhaps i should follow this newsgroup and maybe i'll learn why it is that he
> > plays next to nothing, wait, only ONE song off of Boggy but then plays a
> > million Alice songs, including ones written by Layne?!?! wha? I went there to
> > see Jerry fucking Cantrell. i feel cheated. i have never been disappointed in
> > that man until this nite. i have doubts of ever seeing him play again.
> >
> > k::there goes my hero, he's ordinary::c
> >
>
>
> I'm sorry you were disappointed by the show. I'd like Jer to bag all
> that AIC music and focus on his own, but, you know, he doesn't listen
> to us.
>
> Someone told me Jerry doesn't like the internet. What do you know, he
> DOES have flaws.
>
> *zee*
> ~loves the internet~
hehe -- kicking over beers is more fun than the internet
every musician knows that...... Þ
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i loved the cherry t-shirts. they made me feel "so girly....."
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jerry.....
i was gon-na give him some sass,
but then i got high
should kick his little skinny blonde ass,
but i'm high
and if he hits me up for all my stash,
i'll know why....
because *sing you fuckers*
posted by y2kira @ 12:19 AM
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