100% y2k-compliant, 93.82% bitch

so after a lovely friday night celebrating the 'shed's 100000 post (WOO-HOO) i didn't not get up as early as expected. actually i didn't stay up that late, i just happen to have insomnia forever etc etc. so i did not get up until after 8. jazz brought me some coffee and i had to sleep some more while it cooled down. (she's great, ain't she?)

the yard sale was a total flop. i tied up the dog and got the tarp out. we arranged everything on the lawn and sat there. the maillady went by. i got the mail. more cars went by. we read kiplinger's and frederick's sale catalog. you ever notice how totally cool every piece of clothing from frederick''s would be except for that one problem such as

• wrong color


• wrong straps


• wrong sleeves


• no sleeves


• wrong fabric


• wrong fasteners


• won't go with something else


• doesn't go with itself


• heels too high


• you're too high

so then we started packing up and a car stopped and stared at us for a long time until i said something really loud about showing them our butts. then i looked up and they were gone! the dog won't come out from behind the well house. fucking stupid animal. now he's gonna get all tangled, then we'll have a thunder storm and he'll need my help. i can see it now....

god i hate it when people stare!

posted by y2kira @ 10:25 AM