100% y2k-compliant, 93.82% bitch

ok so i haven't been posting lately. basically my life is absolutely insane and yet it completely sucks at the same time. no money, must move out, no permanent job, must find one, get some freelance computer work, computer kills 3 monitors and new vid card is on the blink, can't get email, have AV probs, can't boot, can't get online, screen goes blank, client needs work NOW......get ulcer, get sick, throw up, slam water for six hours, puke violently for six hours, go to hospital, wait for person to admit me typing 20 wpm, sit in room for 45 minutes in extreme pain, nearly faint because room is blasting 900-degree heat, talk to doctor for 20 minutes, sit in room for 30 more minutes groaning to get attention, am diagnosed with severe dehydration and muscle spasms of the stomach/gastritis, get moved to bed and blanket :), get huge IV put in hand, get whole bag of fluids set to 1000 drip (done in an hr), get whole bag of muscle relaxers set to be done in about 20 mins, have involuntary loud conversation with stranger on other side of curtain who was actually talking to someone else on the phone, get strange look around the curtain from said stranger meaning i'm on the phone, tell him to "gethafukouttahere then" and get even stranger look, get overdosed on muscle relaxers causing severe cottonmouth, become too delirious to maintain consciousness, feel astral, pass out sideways on half-inclined hospital bed causing major neck and back pain for the next few days, throat becomes dried completely shut, wake up several hours later, can't talk, am given purple pill and glass of water, absolutely cannot swallow, can barely stomach eating or drinking anything -- even water, manage to take pill, am given big white dry pill, cannot swallow, am given cracker to help coat pill, cracker turns to sawdust in mouth, have mouth struggle for way too long, drink tiny bits of water, am given same pill crushed, take pill, pill dust coats entire back of tongue and lining of throat, oh joy!!, totally tastes like shit, feel completely delirious, see shadows nobody else can see, (know they were there), hearing is completely off, voice is even worse, am given lengthy repetitive instructions regarding prescriptions and expected to reply coherently, fail to do so, consider that everything they say is very unnecessary, try to stand, cannot, twist knee and nearly fall, walk home from hospital slowly then quickly (had to go pee), instructed not to eat or drink for 8-10 hrs, must help throat!, ponder whether tonsillitis is contagious thru new IV mechanism at questionable local hospital, barely manage tiny swallows of tea due to continuing symptoms of overdose, play with child, hours go by mysteriously, go to pharmacy, don't have prescription card, come home, get hassled but get card!, go back, pick up stuff for other people, get 4 bottles of meds, witness police officer wandering around aimlessly in parking lot - limping - then recognizing wierdo buddy and screaming and hobnobbing together, non-chalantly try not to run them over, come home, look at bottles of unknown medication, label medication myself, take lortab.......

posted by y2kira @ 7:15 PM