LIVING IN THE 00'S
You know you're living in the 00's when:1. You wouldn't know how to play solitaire with real cards.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
3. You e-mail people who work at the desk next to you.
4. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
5. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
6. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line.
7. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
8. Your company's logo is attached to the building with Velcro.
9. Your resume is on the hard drive of your work computer.
10. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jpg's and mp3's.
11. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long term service awards.
13. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined.
14. Food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
15. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers."
16. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
17. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends."
18. It crosses your mind that your jokes group may have seen this list already, but you forward it anyway.
sent to me by Danelle, i thought it was cute~
posted by y2kira @ 8:31 AM
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