100% y2k-compliant, 93.82% bitch
11.30.2001
omfg !! i don't believe raybiez mentioned me in his resignation as a cracker! god what a sweetie!
11.29.2001
monitor problems are still not over but at least i'm online. no computer work as of yet this week so that's good. trying to talk to client nearly impossible. working/actually driving home late - don't know what's up w/home life either. are you getting any of this? mylifeisatotalfuckingdisaster.com
yes but i'm ok baby~
yes but i'm ok baby~
11.27.2001
had to take dog to hospital yesterday then got call for emergency temp work. auto & workers comp attys for a week or two. and what with the monitor problems (i seemed to have injured a 3rd monitor) i'm just not gonna be posting here a lot. got to get that straightened out. i got a bad vid card i think. dang i hate it when you open something up and you can tell it's been used before. the bag wasn't taped down and the cd jacket was all messed up. is the card bad? hell if i know. i'm off...
11.25.2001
ok i reinstalled windows and my computer was happy. i put the two 256mb sdrams in there and then there was a ploblem, namely, that when i boot i don't get my active desktop until like 5 minutes later when i hit start--windows explorer. then and only then do i see my proper background and all my desktop icons. WTF?!!! why doesn't ANYTHING work? and YES i took them out and the ploblem remained, so i reinstalled windows a 2nd time today and the computer is once again happy, which is only seems to be because i am in such a bad mood. and the new monitor, IT DIED. so now i have 2 bad monitors and 2 fucking 256mb sdram sticks i'd like to shove up somebody's corn pipe. ya know, i once dropped a cigah ash on the carpet.......
damn computer. i hate it when shit happens. i hate it when i have to fuck with my computer all day and it still doesn't work. i know the lawnmower man lives in there I JUST FUCKIN KNOW IT!
11.24.2001
11.22.2001
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
we cut wood all day and cleaned the house. cooked a turkey and a ham and all the other stuff, but it was by far the most relaxing day i've had in a while. i got a small plate and was full ½ way into it, but i finished it anyway, improperly combined as it was. i'm running a bath now. i'm gonna go lie in it and fart up a storm.11.21.2001
ok so things went well at work. 3 days of real estate law, not bad. Word is so easy to figure out. but GOD after being in a nice heated room it's hell coming home. the house is pretty cold.... how cold? well it's 54 in here right now. hard wood floors and ceramic tile don't help either. next week working for tax office, computer stuff. that's cool. been working on major rush photoshop job since friday night and wouldn't ya know it? as soon as i get the files done the client's server goes down. no ftp. he has JUST shut off aim when he knew i was completing the work and now his email has been returned. is this bad? it was due last night but technically he didn't need them until tonight at the latest. but hey, i wanna give him a chance to look them over and give myself a chance to fix whatever need fixing BEFORE tonight. ya know? damn this has been such a stress job, he didn't even tell me i HAD to have v6.0 until sun night, and i had to go to work monday morning. so i've been stressing a golden egg out my ass, will have to sell it on ebay if i can't make money off this project. hell then after i was done (the first time) he send me a large image, "no i want it like this" WELL why didn't ya say so? i don't know, he's very calm and i hope that's a good sign. online communication can be difficult. oh someone's on aim......*fingers crossing*...
11.18.2001
11.17.2001
11.16.2001
LIVING IN THE 00'S
You know you're living in the 00's when:1. You wouldn't know how to play solitaire with real cards.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
3. You e-mail people who work at the desk next to you.
4. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
5. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
6. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line.
7. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
8. Your company's logo is attached to the building with Velcro.
9. Your resume is on the hard drive of your work computer.
10. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jpg's and mp3's.
11. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long term service awards.
13. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined.
14. Food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
15. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers."
16. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
17. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends."
18. It crosses your mind that your jokes group may have seen this list already, but you forward it anyway.
sent to me by Danelle, i thought it was cute~
11.15.2001
if you live in the woodruff area GO TO BI-LO they have huge triangle slices of Brie for $1.50 !!!!! multi-orgasmic! on that note please click the moving button under the flowers especially if you are female ; ) -- more to come (hahaha pun intended!)
more more - the school sends me a note, apparently jakie did something at school and instead of discussing it with me they send me a note that basically says "we want to hit your kid." someone restrain me... then i get a note from jazz that we are discouraged from walking our children into the class to talk to the teacher. what kind of communication are they trying to promote? answer: none. it's scary to live in a place where everyone is stupid. teachers, cops, cashiers, judges, attorneys.......
speaking of attorneys i'm starting a job monday typing for an atty. i'm supposedly a Word expert. ok, like i used it to do my resumé. that's about it. oh and i had to import shit from Word into the door when i worked on that project, so that's all i've really done. however, i did get a 92% on the Word test, so they think i'm an expert. i'm only gonna be typing....i wish i could wear jeans~!
got my closet all organized. gonna have to have a HUGE yard sale to get rid of all the crap i don't want. why do i have a magenta linen suit? i don't fucking know.
more more - another upsetting thing is happening. i think it's a joke but i don't know. i don't want to bring it up. i hate this kind of thing.....
more more - the school sends me a note, apparently jakie did something at school and instead of discussing it with me they send me a note that basically says "we want to hit your kid." someone restrain me... then i get a note from jazz that we are discouraged from walking our children into the class to talk to the teacher. what kind of communication are they trying to promote? answer: none. it's scary to live in a place where everyone is stupid. teachers, cops, cashiers, judges, attorneys.......
speaking of attorneys i'm starting a job monday typing for an atty. i'm supposedly a Word expert. ok, like i used it to do my resumé. that's about it. oh and i had to import shit from Word into the door when i worked on that project, so that's all i've really done. however, i did get a 92% on the Word test, so they think i'm an expert. i'm only gonna be typing....i wish i could wear jeans~!
got my closet all organized. gonna have to have a HUGE yard sale to get rid of all the crap i don't want. why do i have a magenta linen suit? i don't fucking know.
more more - another upsetting thing is happening. i think it's a joke but i don't know. i don't want to bring it up. i hate this kind of thing.....
11.14.2001
i'm very sorry i have not been writing. gonna start temping (that's a small relief) and it's cold in here. i will write more I PROMISE but for now you have to check this out!
11.09.2001
11.08.2001
damn Ev, you're such a killjoy...

