does anyone play Metal Gear Solid? i really need help with Puzzle Level 6 VR Training !!! PLEASE EMAIL ME if you know how to finish this level... THANKS!!!

posted by y2kira @ 2:19 PM 0 comments

ok so i was dreaming and i went into a classroom to learn about suffixes or some shit and really, i just got myself in there because i wanted to hack this chick's face off with a chainsaw. so i'm in there watching some dumb movie about aliens & flies and the erotic human fly queen and Sean Kinney & Mike Inez were in there sitting at a picnic table talking about how cool drakkar 6 is (drakar 6?)....

so i get up and search out the shit because i'm always one to take my dreams seriously (or just wonder what the fuck they mean) and here's what i came up with. granted this was using hotbot, the WORST search engine in my opinion. but old habits are hard to break.

• drakkar's website


• sunset strip shit


• f a q


• Jörgen Wikström


• Patrik Nordebo


• answer sleuth's collection of info regarding the word "mutant"


• another fucking search engine

posted by y2kira @ 12:33 PM 0 comments

it's because of jerry that i did get that job because i wouldn't even have gone up there if he weren't going to play.

~THX JER~

posted by y2kira @ 12:38 PM 0 comments

you know, now i realize what my whole problem was with the jerry piss-off in dc, it was that i'm in a total hell of a predicament with my life/home/work/etc. and i hand't been out in a long time, never seen jerry either, and i had a job interview the next morning which i knew i was going to get. then i'd have to escape from home, move, work, etc pack all my stuff and put somewhere, do something w/my car etc etc and it was going to bust my ass, so THAT WAS MY ONE NIGHT OUT. and it was supposed to be my night and it went wrong from the second the soup spilled in my car, huh moon?

jeez and to top it all off, having that guy on dejanews say that jerry gave his towel/t-shirt to that chick simply because she was drunk and obnoxious is ridiculous. you ain't met drunk and obnoxious til you've seen me and i STAYED SOBER that night just because i wanted to remain coherent enough to remember meeting jerry IF he decided to cruise outside for a bit. hell it's a tiny venue and was so non-threatening-- not like 5000 maniacs or anything, but no he didn't come out. and the fact of the matter is, you know, just for the record, those chicks weren't your "drunk obnoxious" wild bitch type, they were more like two dumb-lookin' 17-yr-olds who were still buzzed off the 1½ beers they shared an hour ago. I'M THE BITCH DAMN YOU!.....................oops i almost forgot jerry's a bitch...too

posted by y2kira @ 11:20 AM 0 comments

I GOT A JOB!!!!

can't tell you much about it now, but i'll be an executive assistant to the owner of the law firm, supervisor of the webdesign department, working on trademarks & admin stuff AND heavily involved in the new corporate branding business he's going to start. WOO-HOO i'm so excited and you know what?!! that's right---- i'm worth it.

posted by y2kira @ 10:59 PM 0 comments

my TO-DO list

1. kick jerry's ass
2. finish fantastic design for personal site
3. make tons of money
4. mass-produce "jerry's a bitch" line of sportswear
5. get bodyguard due to outbreak from idiot 10-yr-old aic fans
6. put all my money into depends cuz of the ozone....

posted by y2kira @ 11:38 AM 0 comments

oh shit so much has happened since monday, and i've not posted any of it. everything's kinda ON HOLD and i'm dreamin layne & jerry's best flavors all night long.....

love the nona tapes. god i need some seattle rock boys myself. can't get over my pics of jer GOD I'M GOOD oh baby oh baby woo-dang-that's-a-long...-hoo baby

i should hear something today and then i can post my little heart out.

oh yeah made a logo for Safe Haven Ministries and did their brochure - must finish stationery/biz cards today and work on the planetaide website. and do laundry and 1000 other things house still looks like i'm on Cops but anyway.....


not bad huh? looks great on paper too ....

posted by y2kira @ 11:38 AM 0 comments

A NOTE FROM MOON

Well i hate to really dog Jerry becuz that man was my hero for so many years
but I'm sorry, I just keep calling him a bitch and an asshole (if anyone
wants to report me whatever fuck you, three strikes before i'm out and this
account is free anyway).

But I went there all about Jerry not to hear half of the AIC catalog without
3 significant members. But hey, whatever right? So what he played only ONE
song off Boggy even tho there were a ton of great songs on it (and Cut You In
isn't even the best track, blah). And people yelled out Alice requests and
he didn't make a comment. Some guy behind me asked for Dickeye and I'm like
hell yeah cuz that song rocks and this is Jerry's response *proceeds to grab
his crotch and say* "I've got your dickeye right here". And yes it was
pretty funny but it's still screwed up, that guy was there to hear some Jerry
Cantrell songs.

My friend went with me who specifically drove up from South Carolina just to
see Jerry in DC. We were gonna try to do some tourist type stuff but the
main purpose was all about Jerry and me letting her see some cool Alice
footage I have. So she helps me make my way to the front (we didn't get
there early enough to go straight for the rail like I usually do). But she
made her way up there, politely at that, and i managed to be on the rail, god
was i greatful. I was in the same location as last time where he did all the
solos in front of me. And she, who drove over 13 freaking hours, stood
behind me and refuse to be directly up front even tho later it was some room
for her. Enter the obnoxious drunk assholes who pushed their way to the
front. One rammed her arms between me and the guy to my left trying to get
on the rail. Now I am the same chick that befriended 3 strangers outside the
last Jerry show, bought nachos and shared with everyone and we all hugged the
rail together, ya know real fan support. Even hung out with people later and
freaking hitched a ride, cuz AIC/Jerry fans are just the best. Well no, not
these bitches. I'm sorry I'm all for sharing but you can't just think you're
going to knock me down. Most epecially because I was positioned so my friend
(who is shorter than me) could get a good view without being directly up
front. So if I allowed this girl to move me she wouldn't have seen Jerry
barely at all. Well drunk whore number two was right behind me, if she had a
dick I would have been assraped she was so close (and there was room people
okay!?). My friend talked to this girl and said "after the next song me and
my friend are going to switch so i can see for a while". She told her this
so she'd know ahead of time that we weren't just trying to hog all the Jerry
view, she was going to be up front and I was going toward the back. Well I
guess this girl was too drunk to understand. So we switch and the second
girl started pushing me way to much, had her freaking arm around me. And I
lost it for a split second and had her entire face crushed in my hands. I
was about to punch her and suddenly realized where I was. I didn't want to
get kicked out, i didn't want my friend to get kicked out etc etc. So i just
let it go (thank god I was completely sober). So what happens? This girl
keeps going and I'm trying sooooo hard not to do anything but I wasn't
budging for crap. You know what Jerry does? When he hands some stuff out he
gives it to one of the drunk obnoxious whores. Not randomly mind you, he
specifically pointed her out so others could move their hands away so he
could give it to her. I wanted to smack him. But whatever, I figured it's
no way he could have known what was going on down in that audience and maybe
he thought i was picking on them, whatever.

So after the show some of us fans hang around (the drunk hoes are gone, need
i add the one that wore a "jerry bring back alice" shirt is the one that got
the towel or what have you from Jerry, I guess next time I should go there
being all about alice, drunk and rude, so maybe I can get a guitar pick lol).
So the security is telling people to form a line on the side of the wall.
You figure hey, he's probably going to come out and chat with fans. An hour
passes and NADA. The bus starts up and pulls off. Now I don't care, you
don't have to want to be social. But he did the exact same thing 3 years
before. He could have had someone come out and say anything at all like "hey
jerry's on the bus having some pizza and i don't think we're gonna be able to
pull him away long enough to talk to you guys, sorry". I mean it's Sunday
nite, people had class and work in the morning. It just made him look
unappreciative. These people are all about supporting the man with no radio
air play, very few if any could get a copy of the Dtrip EP (wasn't even sold
at the damn show).

Whatever, he's a bitch.

~k
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----- Original Message -----
From: ALunaMina
To: kira@y2kira.com
Sent: Tuesday, July 24, 2001 12:49 AM
Subject: Re: ok


it is sad, i want to smack jerry. and that girl for being an idiot trying to
defend him to me, the girl that called him god all the damn time, i am the
fucking jerry queen, i worwshipped the man, no one has to defend him to me.
if i call him a bitch, he's a bitch! lol

------------------------------------------------------MY RESPONSE-----------------------------------------------------

YEAH !!!!

----- Original Message -----
From: ALunaMina
To: kira@y2kira.com
Sent: Monday, July 23, 2001 11:05 PM
Subject: Re: ok


LOL okay so you got home okay.

you can go to www.dejanews.com and type in alt.music.aliceinchains and look
for the one titled "jerry's a bitch" lol...i made a longer more drawn out
post on the america online board. apparently christy said a few people were
getting upset with jerry's attitude, so i don't feel like it was just me
anymore or he was simply having one bad day.

~k
------------------------------------------------------MY RESPONSE-----------------------------------------------------


well also remember that the dc date had been canceled so this was a make up, which just might have put him in a blah mood from the get go. AND all the tech diffs they had at first.

but i'm still (especially) pissed to read all the reviews immediately prior to that where he's wearing all this leather and showin' off some of that good seattle rock boy buttOCK and meeting people in the bathroom etc. etc. autographs and smiles and gettin off on the whole show. i think we got a certain amount of "going thru the motions just because it's a job" type thing - maybe he's got something against dc or just the venue itself (no bars around hehe)

why the fuck did we get the garage band look? even god has to wait on dry cleaners hmmm?

i want him to make it up to me and i feel i've got it comin', so i'll be lookin' forward to that next time i go to see him and/or in my dreams *hehe* all i know is i'm getting wasted next time and havin' me an attitude of my own and we'll just see who's a better fuck!!!! ~lmao

posted by y2kira @ 10:42 AM 0 comments

excerpt from the weekend

> alunamina@aol.comeHere (small moon) wrote in message news:<20010723032541.10806.00000632@ng-fu1.aol.com>...
> > so i go see my hero in dc, great show, great songs, can't wait til the cd is
> > out becuz i know i'm gonna love it. the guy that did layne's parts wasn't even
> > bad, mind you the vocals were rather low on all the mics. God did a million
> > solos in front of me, just like last time woo hoo.
> >
> > so enter the drunk obnoxious bitches who decided to force their way to the
> > front and be rude (all they had to do was say excuse me or do you mind if me
> > and my friend blah blah, i'm always willing to share with jerry fans but if you
> > think yer gonna just push my ass outta the way think again). so yeah my friend
> > drove all the way from fucking south carolina to go to the dc show and i'm
> > trying to make sure she gets a good view and these drunk girls were fucking
> > shit up. so there ended up being a physical confrontation and the only thing
> > that kept me from not beating the shit out of one of them was knowing i'd get
> > kicked out, miss the rest of God's show, and have my friend's camera taken
> > away. but that's not the bad part, the bad part is that Jerry was giving away
> > shit and he gave away a towel or something and he specifically pointed to one
> > of the obnoxious drunk chicks and gave it to her. so now i know to get trashed
> > before a jerry concert and be an asshole in order to be appreciated as a fan.
> > ahem....
>
> So, do you honestly think that Jerry is paying close enough attention
> to know that these girls rudely pushed their way in front of you and
> is rewarding them for their behavior because he's a sick fuck who gets
> his jollies that way?

Yes, i do. how the fuck else would he have seen them? besides, i was
watching his eyes the whole time. he saw us. we were fucking 4½ feet
away. he said something to me as a matter of fact (leave you w/that
mystery.) he knew what the fuck was going on. and if for some totally
odd reason he didn't, his band woulda been updating him - they talk
and smile and shit constantly onstage

and the stupid drunk 12-yr-old had a shirt that said "i want alice in
chains" or some stupid crap HELLO we were there to see Jerry Cantrell.
remember? gee i'm so sorry i don't wear a dryper and thick-rimmed
glasses DORK FUCK




> Geoff Tate, who is eerily observant, told me once that he doesn't
> really see individuals past the third row and really doesn't pay any
> special attention to the front rows as a whole. (Yes Outta Site, I
> had to drop his name again. LOL.)

well we're talking jerry here btw




>
> And, Jerry, well, he's not been traditionally really observant of his
> audience.

according to whom?




>
> I would fill in one of my back in the day stories here but it's really
> just kind of dumb so I won't.

no, no, you really should!!!!!!! we love to hear the god times even
if we weren't there!!!! (i meant "good times" but wtf).
>
>


> > oh and after the show some of us hung around. i just want to shake the man's
> > hand once and tell him i think he's an amazing songwriter. so ya know, at
> > least an hour goes pass and ya know what? the bus started up and they pulled
> > off. jerry stiffed a measely 17 fans. i guess he just didn't have the time.
> > oh well, fuck it right.
> >
>
> It's nice when they stay for autographs but, you know, they get sick &
> tired and need personal time like anyone. I love my customers 8 hours
> a day but at 4:35 I don't want to hear hide nor hair of them.
>

well first of all this has nothing to do with your customers. DUH...but.
17 people? 5 of whom were asleep, 2 of which were banned by the oh-so-spiked and kinda-cute (!) line-maintenance manager and one who busted his cranium and had to be taken away by police for proper band-aid assimilation ------ that would have taken ¼ the time it did to investigate Swarm's U-Haul, sit on my car, and eat 23 pizzas. shit man! he coulda been done w/us all in no time. ok i admit, i might take a little bit
longer, but i'm over 30.... *hehe* and the fact that he fucking waited two hours
until exactly 2:00 am (last call for you teenies) is totally
aggravating. he coulda dropped us in 5 mins and we coulda either
sloshed it up or made it home in time to get some sleep before job
interviews.




> > whatever expect nothing and you won't be disappointed...
> >
> > i'm fucking disappointed.
> >
> > perhaps i should follow this newsgroup and maybe i'll learn why it is that he
> > plays next to nothing, wait, only ONE song off of Boggy but then plays a
> > million Alice songs, including ones written by Layne?!?! wha? I went there to
> > see Jerry fucking Cantrell. i feel cheated. i have never been disappointed in
> > that man until this nite. i have doubts of ever seeing him play again.
> >
> > k::there goes my hero, he's ordinary::c
> >
>
>
> I'm sorry you were disappointed by the show. I'd like Jer to bag all
> that AIC music and focus on his own, but, you know, he doesn't listen
> to us.
>
> Someone told me Jerry doesn't like the internet. What do you know, he
> DOES have flaws.
>
> *zee*
> ~loves the internet~


hehe -- kicking over beers is more fun than the internet
every musician knows that...... Þ

~_~_~_~~_~_~__~_~_~_~_~_~__________________________________________

i loved the cherry t-shirts. they made me feel "so girly....."

~_~_~_~~_~_~__~_~_~_~_~_~__________________________________________


jerry.....

i was gon-na give him some sass,
but then i got high

should kick his little skinny blonde ass,
but i'm high

and if he hits me up for all my stash,
i'll know why....

because *sing you fuckers*





other than that, baltimore was a trip!

posted by y2kira @ 12:19 AM 0 comments

yeah I KNOW I KNOW i should just finish the damn design and be done with it, but i've got SO MUCH OTHER STUFF to do. god damn you have NO IDEA. ok i'm not yelling at you. i'll be gone for a few days unless i set up email where i'm at (probly within 5 mins of getting there...car still running i'm plugging in the box as i call it, no i don't use the lame-ass term "puter" PLEASE) but anyway..........did anybody click on jerry? you get a hell of a cool little song & dance for that. no it's not jerry dancing. DANG i know, huh? oooooweeeeeeeee............so i'm going away must find work. must find jerry. vising a friend too. hope ian doesn't tear the place up, he's been BAD lately............. what else? click on my friends to the right, they'll appreciate it. i guess that's about all for now. was gonna say something then forgot. oh yeah, NEED MAC HELP (and apps hehe) please email me if you can give me some tips!!! need more coffee~

peace y'all

posted by y2kira @ 9:05 AM 0 comments

so some people don't like Corona... that's ok. MORE FOR ME! *hehe* actually my honest-to-goodness favorite is Bass Ale, but i've got this summer-time lime thang goin'

posted by y2kira @ 1:56 PM 0 comments

yup i heard that 99% of people masturbate. It's all about the 99% of people that tell the truth, and the 1% that lie.... 3x a day? my usual is 3x in a row. but being female that's a hell of a lot easier for me to do... almost unavoidable. good cure for hangovers, too, but way too addictive. i had to toss the shower massage long ago! ;-)

posted by y2kira @ 8:05 AM 0 comments

i can't believe him. he got shitfaced last night and punched jake in the stomach. made so much noise i had to get up--- didn't get to sleep til after midnight, and i was tired too. then he bit juju or something and made her cry. so they were all in my room with the door locked and he kept trying to open it. i was scared he'd try to break it down. i finally snuck outside and tapped onthe window til jazz came in too. he was face down on the kitchen floor. DUH. he's upstairs now. they're all still asleep now. had groovy dream about Jerry Cantrell. mmmmm Jerry......

posted by y2kira @ 7:43 AM 0 comments

OMFG@me!!!! i just bought a mac! i was just going to go down to sears or best buy/circuit city whatever to get my hands on one, and sears had like 4 compaq presarious, one of which was getting a harddrive replaced (lmao) so i was just about to leave, somehow feeling a sense of relief (bad bad) and i just happened to spot someone w/a name tag on, so i asked him if they had any macintoshes and he said "oh no, just this one over here, and he takes me over to a back area where it almost looks like a place where walls get torn out and you see the back behind the wall area, the carpet was all stained, etc... and there was a table out there w/all kinds of ink cartridges and specialty paper and there was this imac box sitting there with a note on it that said HOLD JERRY. he said someone bought it new, it was returned for repair and now it's ok. whether or not anything was wrong with it he said he didn't know.
so i said, "Oh so they need to pick it up."
and he said, "no, it's for sale."
i said, "how much?"
"$299"
"it's mine..."

so now blogger (and my website) look a little different. god i have to figure out how to use this computer it's gonna be cool. it's so cute. i love it. just gotta get my hands on some appz and voila i'm there dude!.....

posted by y2kira @ 1:12 PM 0 comments

ok i took the test

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Very High
Schizoid:	Low
Schizotypal:	Very High
Antisocial:	Moderate
Borderline:	Very High
Histrionic:	Moderate
Narcissistic:	Moderate
Avoidant:	High
Dependent:	Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive:	High
-- Click Here To Take The Test --

posted by y2kira @ 4:24 PM 0 comments

ok so i made a logo sheet (examples of designs) and put it up on elance and proceeded to completely whore myself out for about 3 hours. shit with even a 10% hitrate i'll be happy. god i'm on the verge of going back to work fulltime and wearing pantyhose at this point. which reminds me, what the fuck is so special about the mac anyway? i''m going to best buy to fucking find out......

posted by y2kira @ 2:59 PM 0 comments

ok so my computer just completely freaked out about how it's found a virus in "c:\inetpub\blah blah blah" so i kept clicking ok and it seems to be gone. do you think it is?

posted by y2kira @ 1:07 AM 0 comments

why is it that i just cannot simply post to blogger without going to one of the "recently updated" blogs on the list at the left? because they all sound so fucking cool.... that's why.

posted by y2kira @ 11:38 AM 0 comments

hey +UrbanDreamer+ what is your email address?!!! i need a sailor moon clock too!

posted by y2kira @ 11:37 AM 0 comments

well i don't know if you are into numerology, but today is a 22 for me, which means concentrating on doing good for all of humanity. for me, that means working on the non-profit website, then going to grant writing seminar for other non-prof project. i wish humanity would do something for me once in a while. and here's your chance!! click the button below to <<<<<bi m3 stuuf!!! @$%#$%&*>>>>>>

posted by y2kira @ 11:57 AM 0 comments

omg juju got stung by a wasp. twice. once in the neck and once on the finger. it's swollen up to twice its normal size right now. i put adolph's meat tenderizer on it and gave her like 2 doses of benadryl. my poor baby bohnams!

"fricken damn wasp" was all she had to say.

posted by y2kira @ 10:07 PM 0 comments

oooh i love pont power

posted by y2kira @ 3:12 PM 0 comments

well strange lovely and trippy day.

WFH i love friday the 13th---

um lemme see if i can recount it all cuz it's been a bit much~

oh god man in the box live is just a lil too much to think to right now ------

god l love layne DO IT BABY!!!!!!! god he's good


anyway what was i saying:

ok got up the phone rang it said: i have a call for you, pleasehold, ... still trying to connect....please hold....still trying to connect.....please hold..........FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES and then this really cool gets on the phone and i knew who it was (mort. co) and he admitted he's be pissed if someone called him that early but anyways i got some coffee and gave him a check over the phone to hold for 14 days and we chatted, he was from va, which i could tell. he sits right by this chick i talked to earlier who was SO cool, it was a trip, he's gonna tell her i said hi. anywayz then jerry links to me: fantasstic!! *hehe* had little bit of coffee, some lime tostitos and got on the computer. pretty much been here ever since, but check it: i spent all day yesterday going over illustrator tutorials and made some FUCKING BITCHIN logos. god i amaze myself. then the girls got on here playin with backgrounds and shit and made me even more amazed. made a couple random emails to cool peeps w/blogs. and of course sent jerry another pic. then called about the job i heard about yesterday but didn't get a call back. <Note: i should mention here that i need to work temporary because i'm planning on leaving here after the summer. i've already applied there and they're finding me something to do within the next few days.>

Q: what is HHOKL? hhocking on a killer loogie? ok that's my guess.

then ian brings me a beer, but seems to be unable to avoid opining it and taking a drink first before i get out of the shower. yes i know i must kill him. Nother Note: i didn't drink all week. i feel normal again. talked to my bud about some stuff it was a trip because knew every time i got an email for like 2 or 3 hrs i would go to check it and/or click the bottom menu (taskbar whatever) and would be in the midst of getting a message even if it was only one. now that's on time, people. anywayz i'm having a 13th. is it a full moon? no couldn't be or i'd know. after successfully creating amazing images last night i saw only good things on my wall.

i created a new sig to use at the shed as a present to myself today:

posted by y2kira @ 11:52 PM 0 comments

yeah i'm sure you're busy and stressed just like me- i'm working til 2 am and having to get up before 8 i'm dying. non-profit work with hopes of pay.

gee,

i got 92% on the Word test

i type 89 wpm

i have 6 dollars and 13 cents in my bank account

3 hungry children

24 bills i can't pay

1 empty fridge and

NO JOB

and my phone got turned off this morning


CAN I HAVE 22 MILLION DOLLARS NOW PLEASE?

posted by y2kira @ 12:34 PM 0 comments

*eee-hm* oh goodie an email! during the time of my postings i've gotten 3 emails requesting free work. what's this now? another one? no! it's in my INBOX! woo-hoo!!! communication from the outside world!!!!! i'm popular! somebody cares about me!!!! ----------let's check it. what? the Starclub Newsletter. Frederick's of Hollywood wants me to "find my perfect bra" well first let me find my perfect tits for fucking crying out loud! look at the chicks on the letter. chicks like that don't need bras! hell no!!! they need a cinderblock to the forehead. well that, and an insatiable desire to help out an underpriveleged freelancer with frequent secret gifts of mucho dinero and free clóz....*hehe*

posted by y2kira @ 10:22 PM 0 comments

ok so i got to bed past 2 last night. ian was drunk sleeping on my floor snoring and turning over w/his keys still attached to his belt buckle (he, like his father, seems to have some sort of maintenance-man-like ambition). anyway my alarm goes off at 4:30. yeah, thanks. then it goes off at 6:30....snooze about 40 times until 7:30 at which point the phone rings. so i get that. make another call and get a beep thru. it's a REALLY LOUD fucking fax machine at 8:00 in the morning. wtf? i got up, worked on something or another--- oh yeah online job search-- for hours, then took a shower. went upstairs to find clothing (because i bought a house w/no closet in the master bedroom. yeah, just shoot me ok?) but the other day my closet pole had torn itself from the wall under the weight of 80 million outfits i can't wear. ian fixed the pole yesterday, but the clothes were still on the floor. so i looked in the 2 other closets & the wardrobe i keep my other 40 billion outfits in, but STILL COULDN'T FIND THAT ONE PAIR OF BLUE SLACKS!!! at this point, i began putting up the clôz onto the closet pole even though they are all out of order... and what happens? not only do i NOT find the fucking blue slacks, but the closet pole falls again, ripping the closet wood even worse (on both sides). why? well i'll give you one hint. guess who put up the old broken closet pole instead of the new on that wasn't broken from its hinge or flange or whatever. i mean the pole actually broke out of the thing that gets screwed to the wall (this is a bad sign, for those of you who are not carpenters)... anyway, so fuck. i started grovelling on the floor with all my clothing :c .......... and what do i come up with? nice blue & white houndstooth vesty thing AND cute little skort to match (it looks like a skirt cuz it's rayon). oooowee, so i get a belt from behind the 102 belts i do not use and go downstairs to get dressed. .... wha? no 3rd button on vesty..... shit. go back upstairs to find the button. in one of like ten places i've been keeping "all the buttons that fall off of stuff" so i can sew them all on at once during my "mending" portion of the week, which never occurs in real life. ok, i rummaged around the room and actually found the square jar with the buttons and the button was in there! sewed that on, and found a pair of pantyhose, which i should remark is the same one from when i broke my elbow. i'll tell you that story later. i finally phone tag a few time w/Diane and get to her work to fax my merchant account partner agreement so i can actually make one-tenth of a percent off the website donations i'm about to set up and the fax won't go thru, so i went across the street and got my hair cut while jerry springer blared in the background. [NOTE: you ever notice how getting your hair done makes you look so fucking much better? i think a nose job would do twice the trick!] so i go to the temp place to take a test and the lunch-fill-in receptionist will not let me take the damn test. i tried to explain to her what was going on (already filled out huge long application {by crossing off everything and writing "see resume" haha}) and a lil pregnant lady comes over asking me all these questions. after i answered she took me in a back room (no, not like that) and got me started. told me they wanted about a 50% on the Word test, anything over 60% was good. WELL I GOT A 92% but only typed 89 wpm. bummer. left there, went groc shopping and came home ---OH WAIT the cutest fucking young guy was in the seafood dept. OMG it said $3.99 for tuna steaks on the "special sign" at the front of the store but at the counter it said $8.99. fuck, no tuna. so he's like, can i get you anything else? and i'm like staring at some fish thinking very out loud in my brain,"YOUR PHONE NUMBER" but i very calmly said, "Oh no thanks. I'll be fine." or some equally disguising remark. god he was cute. i'm goin back thar!!!! i wonder if he's 18 *note to self: SHUT UP* -----so then i come home and unload the grocies-- plop down for a nap but have lots o' mushy emotional fantasies instead and finally get up. what? it's 6:40? time to get online. must work on brochure. can't decide what to do. drink like 3 cups of coffee. make crappy brochure, meet lady at church to show her. she doesn't care. need pic of "pitiful man" and handicapped sign. get email from other non-profit client asking me to do stuff to website. [non-profit = non-giving-a-shit-whether-or-not-i-pay-my-mortgage] and i STILL HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT JERRY TIX. at this point i'd have better luck dialing random phone numbers trying to reach him personally. nobody emails me. i probably need some sleep.....specially since i'm so ahi-less ;c

posted by y2kira @ 9:58 PM 0 comments

i just remembered i couldn't get into blogger yesterday to update my template and it needed fixin'. oops!

posted by y2kira @ 8:55 AM 0 comments

the justice system in this country never ceases to appall me. it shouldn't even be called the justice system. ..... more like the "don't give a fuck" system.


on another note: my checking account balance is $6.13

SOMEONE PLEASE HIRE ME!!!!!

posted by y2kira @ 9:24 AM 0 comments

OMG someone stole my homemade original sig:

~!~

BAD BAD BAD

posted by y2kira @ 2:26 PM 0 comments

omg MCI just let go of my phone bill... , after bitching the lady out, i learned that this apparently happened on may 21st. but my june22 stmt shows them still on. i've been TRYING to cancel them for over a year, so, as you can imagine i was pretty fucking pissed that they STILL hadn't let go. i mean, i've had my own phone for 13 or 14 years, and never once has a phone company held on past the time that i switched carriers. never! i've gone from AT&T to sprint and back, and forth and back again, now i'm with qwest. i might have even had MCI once in there. oh yeah i did. and they billed me for 3 months after my phone was disconnected. the bills were forwarded to my new address, but, being me, i didn't open them for like 6 months after that. and i never paid them. i guess they just figured it out. i'm lucky it didn't go to collections!

Anyway, i signed up with qwest in april 2000, and started receiving bills a couple months later. i never looked at my regular bill. i constantly got calls from MCI asking me to switch. i mean like more than once a day. they called me constantly for weeks.

i finally told the guy, "NO, i have a BETTER company that has better rates and doesn't charge me the monthly fee, so there!"

and he said,"well you've still got us for your local long-distance so you might as well add your state-to-state."

i said, "WHAT??!!!"

and he said that i was, "still paying the $4.95 monthly fee, so why not get both services?"

i told him to "cancel me immediately!!!"

to which he replied, "Oh no. I'm a manager and can't do that. Please call our 800 number ...blah blah blah [anal crap coming out of his ass]."

so then i called qwest and they said, "unless i actually specifically asked for local long distance," they wouldn't have switched that service over to them. and it's "not on the form so i couldn't have asked for it."

isn't it just my luck that that's the one fucking form i just mailed without copying ??? (no doubt because the post office copier is always broken)

i remember the form too. they had actually sent me $50 and had the terms of our agreement neatly outlined. one of them was to provide an email address, which there was no space for on the form, and i remembered to write it in there somewhere so i wouldn't have to pay the $50 back! ~lmao

i wonder if i did copy it. haven't done my filing for years. .....i'm gonna find that fucking form!

posted by y2kira @ 10:15 AM 0 comments

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE EMAIL ME??!!

posted by y2kira @ 3:41 PM 0 comments

ok so after Josh & companion left about midnight last night, i was pooped. i don't think i moved the entire night. just plopped down on a pillow and dreamed away. so maybe i didn't dream either. just plopped down on a pillow and slept. yeah, that's it.

my stomach hurts and i'm all out of assprin. hell ! maybe i should eat something

one of these days......

posted by y2kira @ 10:35 AM 0 comments

ok my kids refuse to do chores, stop arguing, turn off the video games or take a shower.

MY LIFE IS A DISASTER. do you know what my house looks like? IT LOOKS LIKE IN "COPS" WHERE THEY BUST PEOPLE AND THESE PEOPLE HAVE CLOTHES ALL OVER, DIRTY DISHES ON THE TABLES, BLANKETS ON THE FLOOR, ONE DIRTY SHOE IN THE CORNER, and they get busted with like $800,000 in cash and a bunch of speed and you have to wonder HOW THEY MADE ALMOST A MILLION DOLLARS ON BUNK SHIT. ~lmao

ok i'm done. i'm going to do my laundry now ...

posted by y2kira @ 10:57 AM 0 comments

so after a lovely friday night celebrating the 'shed's 100000 post (WOO-HOO) i didn't not get up as early as expected. actually i didn't stay up that late, i just happen to have insomnia forever etc etc. so i did not get up until after 8. jazz brought me some coffee and i had to sleep some more while it cooled down. (she's great, ain't she?)

the yard sale was a total flop. i tied up the dog and got the tarp out. we arranged everything on the lawn and sat there. the maillady went by. i got the mail. more cars went by. we read kiplinger's and frederick's sale catalog. you ever notice how totally cool every piece of clothing from frederick''s would be except for that one problem such as

• wrong color


• wrong straps


• wrong sleeves


• no sleeves


• wrong fabric


• wrong fasteners


• won't go with something else


• doesn't go with itself


• heels too high


• you're too high

so then we started packing up and a car stopped and stared at us for a long time until i said something really loud about showing them our butts. then i looked up and they were gone! the dog won't come out from behind the well house. fucking stupid animal. now he's gonna get all tangled, then we'll have a thunder storm and he'll need my help. i can see it now....

god i hate it when people stare!

posted by y2kira @ 10:25 AM 0 comments

OMG so i'm spending like WAY TOO MUCH time at the wouldshed.

benefit: typing lots of tags by hand Þ

DID EVERYONE HAVE A HAPPY 4TH? hope so.

ian ran over my bare foot with his tundra. i couldn't believe he "ran over my fucking foot!" so i screamed at him for 20 minutes, then sent him out for more beer.

Jakie turned 7. WOO-HOO LOVE YOU JAKIE!

Juju complained that she didn't get enough presents on Jake's birthday. Actually she also complained that he got presents at all! oh Bebble!

sent out my resumé to an organization for the 2nd time because after checking out their website info, i found that the newspaper misspelled her name, gave the wrong email address, and didn't mention that they wanted resumés in plain text. so i corrected the situation and actually got a reply w/phone number! oh yeah, i'm in there, baby!

worked on planetaide a little bit. i'm gonna give them a blogger so i don't have to do their updates. *heh heh*

what else: oh yeah, ian make some anal comment (or maybe i did) and so he dropped trow on the well-lit porch and let me cram my ("gloved") finger up his bumhole and ram it home for a minute or two. 'bout all i could stand really. after i ran in and threw away the glove, i returned to the porch to see him still in position as though there were a step 2. *ewwwwwwwwwwwww*

i told him i didn't remember anything of the sort the next day, and we'll just leave it at that!

i ran this morning. no foot problems, but the poison ivy is trying to spread.

what stupid shit !

who says drunks don't have style ?????

posted by y2kira @ 11:31 AM 0 comments